Susan. I wanted to love her, I tried to love her, I couldn’t.
Any kind of growth really irritates me.
I want to be normal. Normal! Like I don’t know that I’m pathetic.
“It’s George, will you marry me?” I said this to her. People this stupid shouldn’t be allowed to live.
I know less about women than anyone in the world. When women smile at me I don’t know what it means.
It’s a funny observation.
It’s an amazing thing.
I broke up with her. She asked me to. I was terrified. But I pressed on. I was just like those guys in the movies.
I was alone.
Jerry. She’s too crazy for me. You ask her out. Do that. You’re a fine person, you’re a humanitarian, she’s very sexy.
It’s a tough decision. Because … you know. It’ll be dangerous, sexually, something could happen.
I’m your best friend!
I don’t know what else I can tell you.
Why did it all turn out like this for me … I had so much promise.
What’s so funny?
You know me. Someday before I die, mark my words, I’m going to tell that woman exactly what I think of her.
I can’t tell you, don’t ask.
Jerry, what’s happening? I’m dead, I’m a dead man. I don’t want to go back to my place. I’m going to have to wait in that little room all by myself. Oxygen, I need some oxygen!
I’m riddled with personal problems. I have a fear of commitment. I don’t know how to love.
My whole life has been a complete waste of time.
What a blow to the culture!
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