For all Carls

Carls, the trash is overflowing.
Carls, you have achieved the status of power user.
Carls, the prelates are in a state of agitation and request your presence in order to have a word with you.
Take care of the lamp, the dog. I left the toothbrush on the carpet, of all places.
Carls, authorize these future suicides.

Carl Hansen Manks
09 12 16