16. All sins can be deposited in cans that are put out onto the street.

27. My worst mistakes are made in my dreams.

29. Turn your skin inside out and then back again before anyone notices.

31. To keep a large wager over promising to lose weight, consider amputating certain heavier parts of yourself.

34. Seduce only married people compelled to keep a secret.

37. Certain ropes have three ends.

42. Offered fish or meat, coffee or tea, dessert or cheese, routinely reply “yes.”

59. By stealing only what nobody wants you’ll never be arrested.

Richard Kostelanetz
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